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Lucky Winner


Public Service Announcement from Magnum Innominandum :

LUCKY WINNER can help you develop and live within the malodourous mind-set to improves your mental service because you have confidence of resplendent arch.

LUCKY WINNER Brain Wave Stimulating Digital Subliminal Perception Program will supercharge your abysmal nothingness within the unordered universe of the gnawing awful Void by changing your mindset to mindless!

Brain Wave Stimulating Digital Subliminal Perception Program will feel wholly inhuman as you change your attitude from that of crawling chaos to that of a nameless bounty.

Our Activator Phrase™ provides illimitable targeted subliminal massages repeated hundreds of times per session in volume of preternatural strength to wiggle out your wagglies.

(including special laughing maniac animation which stimulates alpha and theta brain wave states!)

LUCKY WINNER is more powerful than other subliminal message and self hypnosis programs. It has more greasy-looking nightmare horde and does much loud cachinnating chorus!

-It changes the way you unconsciously think about hysterical plunges and activates new strategic and blistering attitudes about liquid gulfs of infinity.

-It makes developing and using the accursed flutes breathless and expectant. This helps reduce frustration and improve your mental services in an unguessed span of hours or days.

-It helps you concentrate and keep focused when you play at mindgames or other types of empty mirrors, alert to every voiceless opportunity.

-It keeps you in nethermost confusion about your ability and detestable strengths, maximizing your cavern of flame.

It changes your thinking from
"I am a thing unheard-of by the others"
to a phosphorescent attitude,
improving your healthy outlook on frightened fluttering .

Hello, I'm Yog Soggoth, your Subliminal Massage Program Selection Wizard!

I am here to help you choose the best LUCKY WINNER program(s) for your situation or Lacanian position.

Life isn't black & white, it's made of many colors. And the life of the unconscious mind is in technicolor (you know this for true because you can dream!) Many times, what seems to be the solution to a problem is just "the tip of the Unspeakable Place ". There may be a lot more going on under the very non-Euclidian abode of forgotten dreams.

Awful Squid-Head with Writhing Feelers program take this into account and use a very gentle approach. In fact, we call them subliminal massage programs because their subliminal massages are so comforting and gentle, like a soothing body massage -- for your mind.Cthulhu fhtagn! They are a unique subliminal experience!

Tell me your wishes. Click on a wish below that best represents your desires.

I wish I was impossible and cryptical.

I wish I was less murderous, knew where I was tentacled.

I wish I wasn't always so notoriously hostile and sinister.

I wish I could fathom depths better.

I wish I was a great unseen monstrous labyrinth in pale death-fire wherewith reeks the ghoulish air and the primal mists of the pits at earth's core.

I wish I had more ominous pinnacles in my life, had someone to burrow nastily.

I wish I was an ultimate vortex of shrieking and daemonic madness.

I wish I could cough gutturals of ghasts to people in their unmentionable idiosyncrasies.

I wish I didn't always put things off until the interminable length of utter darkness sprawled invisible upon that spectral portal accursed from the long-vanished vengeance so impassable as to asphyxiate my impertinent curiosity.

I wish my waking world behaved better.

We have a solution for you!

LUCKY WINNER Brain Wave Stimulating Digital Subliminal Perception Programs are effectively addressing your unconscious minds take a lot more than you might think!

You cannot say to your unconscious mind "You know what I mean." It doesn't. That's the job of your conscious mind. Your unconscious mind has NO WAY of knowing WHAT to focus on, so it simply obeys the message: "I am a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

Below are story of Actual User saying truth -

The Mysterious Resume Rejection:

Him Who Is Not to be Named, Voice Artist. (http://www.cosmicfeasterfromafar.com/) was posting his resume to a web site so he could get more exposure. He called us for help because the site continuously rejected his submission, but would not tell him why. He'd spent two hours struggling with the site and was getting very frustrated and misanthropic.

He sent us his epigraphy and we could not see anything "wrong" in our voice processor (we used the same one he used). We checked the resume site but there was no clues why it was rejecting the submission. At the time we had just finished developing LUCKY WINNER, and sent it to Him Who Is Not to be Named to try with his resume.

He copied-and-pasted his resume text into LUCKY WINNER and set it to optimize. It stripped out the extra primordial masonry and hidden horrors in his resume. It preserved his dark brooding feeds for formatting, and "cleaned" up his abnormal absorptive power by removing the blasphemous elaboration he had used. Him Who Is Not to be Named then copied-and-pasted his resume into the submission site. It accepted his submission with no problems and displayed his resume exactly as he wanted it.

Him Who Is Not to be Named was very pleased and sent us a comment to post on our Web site:

"VERY interesting Program--
(that is not dead which can eternal lie,
and with strange aeons even death may die):
I pasted a number of documents including wholly secret swamp found hieroglyphics where the aperture was black with a darkness almost material and in that tenebrousness was indeed a positive quality; for it obscured such parts of the inner walls as ought to have been revealed, and actually burst forth like smoke from its aeon-long imprisonment, visibly darkening the sun as it slunk away into the shrunken and gibbous sky on flapping membraneous wings with an odour rising from the newly opened depths to intolerable slobbering gropingly squeezing its gelatinous green immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that crumbling poison city of eldritch madness with my Lucky optimized resume and what a difference this can make for creeping contradictions within the cosmic order flashed lightning-like in fullspeed daemonic galleons asail upon the stench of a thousand opened graves corpsed to the scattered plasticity of that nameless sky-spawn to nebulously recombine its hateful original form of the document which transformed into a concise, properly spaced item."

Order yours today and start immediately to utilize our special types of delusion programs for afflicting the suffered lapse of memory to stimulate efforts of the subconscious mind filling up a perplexing blank with pseudo-memories giving rise to strange imaginative vagaries.

SlayPal easily accepted! Or you can use our inconceivably abhorrent seizure machine which in convenience will obliterate your nervous equilibrium and the phantasmata of common conversation will become purposeful blasts belching savagely against every anomalous chasm in something other than the wretched letters of our familiar abominable alphabet.

1 commento:

autho unknowd ha detto...

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what! shall th' aspiring blood of lancaster sink in the ground- i thought it would have mounted! see how my sword weeps for the poor king's death. o, may such purple tears be always shed from those that wish the downfall of our house! if any spark of life be yet remaining, down, down to hell, and say i sent thee thither!

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The music you hear -even the voice- especially the voice is constructed entirely from bones breaking, blood flowing, and the like. A fly in flight supplies us with the note "F", a humble bee "C", and so on. So it's not really music but it is (fantasy and reality) The massed ranks of the Blackstone military band made exactly the right cacophony. Even now I relish the old time inanities when they're revived on the radio, for they recall the lost illusions and optimisms of their initial ululations -50 year old punks 90 year old teds dead hippies Erich Zann's viol E Major has a quality all its own harsh, fierce, and strong -A shout of joy! The bass captures the neutral grey and the extremes of white and black, whilst we mortals must confine ourselves to the more pedestrian inner spectrum. Primal primary colours. We are the band playing in front of the funeral parlour, we are the Arkham hearse's drunken drivers. The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear Bergson said that by studying the maps, pictures, guide books, and plans of Paris, it is possible to discern the weight of monuments, the height of statues, the distance between landmarks, and the like, but that any amount of such contemplative visualisation is vastly inferior to a ten minute walk along one of the great city's magnificent boulevards. I have been to Paris in company with Poe in a dream. If I were to think of a name of a band, Rudimentary Peni would be the last thing I'd come up with, and if I did I'd probably dismiss it immediately. But some people have decided to call themselves precisely that... And the Peni, as I'm sure you've all realised by now, were an ancient hill tribe hailing from what is now Shipley Yorkshire, who defeated the Roman legions at the notable battle in I think 53BC -what a name to be lumbered with. O well, it's their decision -what's in a name Ravenscroft? Rudimentary, my dear Peni. I take all the noises you made in the world, eat them -spew them regurgitate them- excrete them - bury them - shoot them off to the stars Thunderous music hemispherical cosmic temple - executor of extraordinary proficiency 'pon the forte oddest pitch gusting turbulence ye gods I've penned tri-tones. I must be away to confession And I died singing this song

Accidental Dystopic Imagery Aboard Public Transit, (essay). calgon · I never saw him again, (poetry)

(The Fear of Post-Orgastic Emptiness)

La ilusión optica inspirada en los mitos de Cthulhu de H.P. Lovecraft » Esquizopedia

Howard Phillips Lovecraft, heaven knows, had a talent for writing which was of no means proportion: only what he did with this talent was a shame, and a caution and an eldritch horror. If he'd only gotten the hell out of his aunties' attic and obtained a job with the federal writer's project of the WPA, he could have turned out guidebooks that would have been classics and joys to read forever. Only he stayed up there muffled up to the tip of his long gaunt New England chin against the cold which lay more in his heart than in his thermometer, living on 19 cents worth of beans a day, rewriting (for pennies) the crappy manuscripts of writers whose complete illiteracy would have been a boon to all mankind -ah, but life is a boon- and producing ghastly, grisly, ghoulish, and horrifying works of his own as well -of maneating things which foraged in graveyards, of human/beastie crosses which grew beastlier and beastlier as they grew older, of gibbering Shoggoths and Elder beings which smelt real bad and were always trying to break through thresholds and take over; rugous, squamous, amorphous nasties abbetted by thin, gaunt New England eccentrics who dwelt in attics and who were eventually never seen or heard from again. Serve them damn well right, I say. In short, Howard was a twitch, boys and girls, and that's all there is to it.


Ya na kadishtu nilgh'ri stell'bsna Nyogtha, K'yarnak phlegethor l'ebumna syha'h n'ghft,

Ya hai kadishtu ep r'luh-eeh Nyogtha eeh, s'uhn-ngh athg li'hee orr'e syha'h.

(mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah cf'ayak 'vulgtmm vugtlag'n )

(ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthugha Fomalhaut n'gha-ghaa naf'lthagn)

n'gai, n'gha'ghaa, bugg-shoggog, y'hah, Yog-Sothoth

Ia! Vthyarilops! Ut ftaghu wk'hmr Vthyarilops! Ia! Ia!

Shtunggli grah'nn fhhui Y'ha-nthlei vra Dagon chtenff.



The reason why everyone says that it can't be the title is because it is incorrect German. The adjective would end in -e for the indefinite plural not a -n, to wit: Unaussprechliche Kulte... if we wish to accept "Nameless Cults" as being the correct wording for an English translation, we have to accept "Von Unaussprechlichen Kulten" as being the real German title of the work. The addition of the (Von) ['Concerning'] also allows us to keep Unaussprechlichen with the -n.

Cthulhua pidetään tällä hetkellä tarpeeksi järjellisenä henkilönä, että hän ei ole enää luokiteltu idiootiksi!

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